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Government Guaranteed Lending Programs

Elsewhere Bank is a Preferred Lender with the Small Business Administration (SBA) and a Certified Lender under the USDA Business and Industry (B&I) Loan Program.

Small Business Administration (SBA) Loan Program

SBA 7(a) Loans
  • Purpose: Business start-ups, expansions and acquisitions
  • Structure: Lender provides the loan with an SBA guarantee
  • Eligibility: Most new and existing for-profit businesses qualify
  • Loan amounts: Up to $2,000,000
SBA 504 Loans
  • Purpose: Business start-ups, expansions and acquisitions
    • Fixed-asset purchase only
  • Structure:
    • 50% bank loan
    • 40% SBA 504 loan
    • 10% borrower down
  • Eligibility: Most new and existing for-profit businesses qualify
  • SBA 504 loan contribution: Up to $4,000,000

USDA Business and Industry (B&I) Loan Program

Business & Industry Loans
  • Purpose: Business start-ups, expansions and acquisitions
    • Business must be in a rural area
  • Structure: Lender provides the loan with a USDA guarantee
  • Eligibility: Business must be in a rural area
    • 50,000 or less population
  • Loan Amounts: $500,000 – $10,000,000

Government Lending Representatives

mystery-man_100x125 Bugs Bunny
Government Lending Officer
Elsewhere Bank
100 Main St
Elsewhere, CA 91234
Contact
(530) 555-1234 x001
(530) 555-5678 Fax
(530) 555-4321 Cell
bugs@elseherebank.com
mystery-man_100x125 Donald Duck
Government Lending Officer
Elsewhere Bank
100 Main St
Elsewhere, CA 91234
Contact
(530) 555-1234 x001
(530) 555-5678 Fax
(530) 555-4321 Cell
don@elseherebank.com
mystery-man_100x125 Minnie Mouse
Government Lending Officer
Elsewhere Bank
100 Main St
Elsewhere, CA 91234
Contact
(530) 555-1234 x001
(530) 555-5678 Fax
(530) 555-4321 Cell
minnie@elseherebank.com
mystery-man_100x125 Elmer Fudd
Government Lending Officer
Elsewhere Bank
100 Main St
Elsewhere, CA 91234
Contact
(530) 555-1234 x001
(530) 555-5678 Fax
(530) 555-4321 Cell
elmer@elseherebank.com
Resources
  • Small Business Administration
  • B&I Guaranteed Loan Program

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