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Thomas Jefferson

December 5, 2017 By elsewhere

American Statesman Thomas Jefferson (April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826) was an American statesman, one of the Founding Fathers of the United States and the principal author of the Declaration of Independence. He served as the third President of the United States (1801–1809) and was elected the second Vice President of the United States […]

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Ben Franklin

December 4, 2017 By elsewhere

Ancestry Benjamin Franklin’s father, Josiah Franklin, was a tallow chandler, a soap-maker and a candle-maker. Josiah was born at Ecton, Northamptonshire, England on December 23, 1657, the son of Thomas Franklin, a blacksmith-farmer, and Jane White. Benjamin’s mother, Abiah Folger, was born in Nantucket, Massachusetts, on August 15, 1667, to Peter Folger, a miller and […]

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We’re so pleased with ourselves

December 3, 2017 By elsewhere

$43 million increase The first half of the year is complete and our bank has recorded another outstanding performance. We closed out June over 13% percent above budget in income and a whopping 52% percent above a record setting first half of 2000! Total assets grew to $257,392,734, a $43 million increase since year-end, and […]

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Elsewhere Bank Receives Platinum Performing Award

June 27, 2015 By elsewhere

The Van Buren Reports gives Bank highest honor Elsewhere Bank is proud to announce that it has received the designation of Platinum Performing Bank from The Van Buren Reports for the year 2014. This is the highest designation available and the bank has received this award for 16 years in a row. Elsewhere Bank opened for […]

Filed Under: Awards Tagged With: 2015, platinum, van buren

Quarterly Cash Dividend: Q1 2015

March 4, 2015 By elsewhere

Elsewhere Bancorp Announces Quarterly Cash Dividend Elsewhere Bancorp, the holding company for Elsewhere Bank, today announced a quarterly cash dividend of $0.08 per share. At their meeting on March 3, 2015, the Board of Directors agreed to pay a cash dividend of eight cents ($0.08) per share to shareholders of record as of March 31, […]

Filed Under: Financial Tagged With: 2015, dividend, Q1

2015 Show Your Stuff Campaign

March 4, 2015 By elsewhere

Elsewhere Bank to Participate in The X Foundation’s Annual Show Your Stuff! Campaign The employees of Elsewhere Bank have joined forces with The X Foundation for Cancer Research and Team ESPN in the fight against cancer. To celebrate college basketball tournament season, on Fridays in March, Elsewhere Bank employees will team up with $5 donations for […]

Filed Under: Events Tagged With: 2015, cancer, community

Elsewhere Bank Top Business and Industry Lender

March 4, 2015 By elsewhere

Elsewhere Bank Ranked Among Top Business and Industry Lenders in the Nation Elsewhere Bank, a subsidiary of Elsewhere Bancorp, announced today that it processed the second largest dollar amount of USDA Business and Industry (B&I) guaranteed loans in California and the second largest number of B&I guaranteed loans in California for the fiscal year ending […]

Filed Under: Lending Tagged With: 2014, business, industry

Fraud Detection System Big Success

March 4, 2015 By elsewhere

Elsewhere Bank Announces Success of Fraud Detection System Elsewhere Bank, a subsidiary of Elsewhere Bancorp, today announced the success of its internal Fraud Detection System. The sophisticated software, which utilizes EQN Banking Systems Sentinel Detect, Sentinel Exception and Sentinel Inspect, has detected many fraudulent high­value checks since being installed in early 2007. We have not […]

Filed Under: Security Tagged With: 2014, detection, eqn, fraud

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